Paul "Ohbert" Bennett

Ohbert was a truly awful cricketer. He always batted eleven, save for two memorable occasions, and he couldn't bowl either. In the field, he was a liability, but also had a penchant for turning the game on its head with a run out or catch. He also captained Glory Gardens on one occasion during their third season with Jacky Gunn as his vice; the match eventually ended in a tie. Ohbert also ran out Jeremy Pike of Cherrystanton in the Champions League final by kicking a ball from mid on straight into the stumps to run him out by several yards.
 * His real name was Paul Bennett
 * He was the captain for one game (Against Old Courtiers which was a tie)

Statistics
* Most innings without a duck for any Glory Gardens player.